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Fleming Finds Friends
A dominant full-squad effort is capped off by two brilliant assists from Jessie Fleming
Jun 18
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Miles Wray
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Coffey Double-Shot
The Thorns announce a two-year extension for the essential Sam Coffey
Jun 12
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Tank on Empty
The long road journey visibly catches up to the Thorns, falling 1-0 with barely any second half shots
Jun 10
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News Round-up
No Thorns games last weekend -- but always lots of news happening around the world of soccer
Jun 5
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May 2025
Bench Brigade
A heavily rotated Thorns lineup cruises to a 3-0 victory over América to conclude CONCACAF competition
May 27
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Miles Wray
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CONCA-Crushed
The Thorns get visibly annoyed in a sloggy 2-0 loss to Tigres, eliminating the team from CONCACAF competition
May 23
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Miles Wray
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The side-quest continues
After a seven-month pause, tomorrow the Thorns continue competing in the CONCACAF W Champions Cup. The what?
May 20
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Miles Wray
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(Finally) Tordin Time
Pietra Tordin immediately announces herself as an offensive weapon in her first career start, and the Thorns steamroll over Houston 4-1
May 19
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Perry Precision
Jayden Perry cements her status as a legendary penalty-taker -- at the very end of an otherwise disjointed game
May 14
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Miles Wray
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Playoff Plausibility
The Thorns stick themselves squarely in the playoff picture with a 1-0 victory over a full-squad Orlando Pride team
May 7
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Miles Wray
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April 2025
Whistle while you whistle
The Thorns somehow emerge with a 3-3 draw in an unsatisfying, ref-focused contest
Apr 30
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Miles Wray
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First-Goal Flurry
An astonishing four different Thorns score their first-ever goal with the team, and Portland delivers a genuine 4-1 thumping over Gotham
Apr 25
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