Archive - Thorn Town

May 2025

A heavily rotated Thorns lineup cruises to a 3-0 victory over América to conclude CONCACAF competition

May 27 •

The Thorns get visibly annoyed in a sloggy 2-0 loss to Tigres, eliminating the team from CONCACAF competition

May 23 •

The side-quest continues

After a seven-month pause, tomorrow the Thorns continue competing in the CONCACAF W Champions Cup. The what?

May 20 •

(Finally) Tordin Time

Pietra Tordin immediately announces herself as an offensive weapon in her first career start, and the Thorns steamroll over Houston 4-1

May 19 •

Perry Precision

Jayden Perry cements her status as a legendary penalty-taker -- at the very end of an otherwise disjointed game

May 14 •

Playoff Plausibility

The Thorns stick themselves squarely in the playoff picture with a 1-0 victory over a full-squad Orlando Pride team

May 7 •

April 2025

Whistle while you whistle

The Thorns somehow emerge with a 3-3 draw in an unsatisfying, ref-focused contest

Apr 30 •

First-Goal Flurry

An astonishing four different Thorns score their first-ever goal with the team, and Portland delivers a genuine 4-1 thumping over Gotham

Apr 25 •

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